Irritation

Current mood: hyper
My foot itches like a son of a bitch right now. It is crazy. I just want to hack it off, or swat it with a sledgehammer like the Cock-a-doodie crazy nurse in Misery.
Speaking of that, back in the heyday of my college years, I was semi-infatuated with this guy who lived a couple of doors down. He actually told me that I reminded him of Kathy Bates in Misery. Now that I look back on that time of my life, I must've been really messed up for laughing that comment off and not taking a sledgehammer to his dumb ass.
A couple of nights ago I must've been sleeping with a spider. Got me 5 times on my left foot. And since I always have some sort of an allergic reaction to bites, I have been scratching and irritating those sites yesterday and probably as I slept last night, so they are oozing today. Lovely.
I also have been waking up with massively puffy eyes. I am obviously not drinking enough water during the day. And I have completely forgone any beauty routine this summer. It is time that I take this BBW to a day spa for goodness sakes.
Ummmm, what else can I write about? It is going to be terribly hot today and tomorrow. I work in Mac today, but this weekend I am working in Lincoln City, so I will get a bit of a respite from the heat.
I have Monday-Wednesday off next week. I will take the boys out on Wednesday and do something fun. Monday and Tuesday I will try to sleep in and catch up on things around the house. Who knows? Tuesday I have a massage and I am planning on getting a tattoo.
If I do go through with it, I will take a pic and post it on myspace. As long as it is in an appropriate space and all.
I told Paul that I was going to tat my labia. OF course, I was just in one of those moods. Last night I was so cranky I was trying to pick a fight, but he was having none of it. What a good boy. He just sat on the couch and kept spitting his vile Copenhagen-drenched spit into his red, white, and blue Pabst can.
Everything is going great with both the stores. Got a call last week that someone was interested in buying the Mac store. If I can sell both stores for bit of a profit, I can decided what my next endeavor will be. There is one biz that Mac really needs and I would love to do it. But we will see what the future brings.
Right now, we are debating if Paul re-ups for his Army duty. Considering the state of the world, if he re-ups we know he will be launched off to some Middle-Eastern destination for another tour. It is up to him, but he has so many points and is more than half-way through for retirement that he would get a good chunk of change every month once he hits retirement. Right now it is 60, but Congress is looking at rolling back military retirement to 55. That would kick it. Paul has 7 more years and would have 24 years of service. He would retire at 48 and get his bene's 7 years later. That would be cool.
If he does re-up he is also going to Western Culinary in Portland. We have looked into it. He gets some of his tuition paid for by the Army and he would get a small monthly living stipend. He wants to do it and the school is only 15 months. I am highly supportive of the whole thing. He should go. He has a passion for it, and if he could start his own restaurant or something he would be very happy. Of course, he would be happy just cooking for troops too.
Well, I am going to sign off. I need some caffeine and Cornerstone is calling to me.
Ciao!

July 21, 2006